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Kristi Noem finds free waterfront housing by pulling rank on Coast Guard

Ellsworth Toohey
Aug 15, 2025
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Kristi Noem (Maxim Elramsisy/shutterstock.com)

Our favorite cowgirl cosplayer, remorseless puppy killer, and current DHS Secretary Kristi Noem has found herself a sweet new pad – rent free! – by booting the Coast Guard's top admiral from their traditional residence.

The Washington Post reports that Noem decided her rank as Reichsführer-SS meant she should…

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