Knife-wielding racist arrested after sexually assaulting a refrigerator at Trader Joe's

Seattle Police report they arrested an armed man who "copulated" with a refridgerator at the Trader Joe's on East Madison St and then threatened to kill everyone in the store with a knife. Those are the "cold hard facts," writes an evidently delighted press officer. "He also threw apples."

On Aug. 5 at about a 2:15 p.m., patrol officers responded to the …