Knife-wielding racist arrested after sexually assaulting a refrigerator at Trader Joe's
Seattle Police report they arrested an armed man who "copulated" with a refridgerator at the Trader Joe's on East Madison St and then threatened to kill everyone in the store with a knife. Those are the "cold hard facts," writes an evidently delighted press officer. "He also threw apples."
On Aug. 5 at about a 2:15 p.m., patrol officers responded to the …
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