Kash Patel’s girlfriend defends his taxpayer-funded hockey party by yelling about transgender mice
Nothing says security like kegstands.
When asked why the wild-eyed FBI director, “Keystone Kash” Patel took a reported $75,000 jet ride to Milan to “provide security” at the Winter Olympics by shotgun-ing beers with hockey players, Alexis Wilkins let us know the real scandal is transgender mice. Patel also blows taxpayer money flying Wilkins around.
“So I really am not going to dip too much into this, because this is kind of my whole point,” Wilkins replied. “But what I will say is the bureau has long been in charge of providing security for the Olympics, and that’s what was happening.”
“So, I think that we should be probably more concerned with the fact that, you know, the Democrats were trying to spend millions of dollars to see if mice can be transgender,” she continued, clinging to misleading claims about scientific research. “And the fact that that has stopped, you know, I think that people run things in the media in order to cause an outrage. And I’ve never seen so many conservatives fall victim to the fake news.”
Nothing says security like kegstands.


