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Kash Patel’s girlfriend defends his taxpayer-funded hockey party by yelling about transgender mice

Nothing says security like kegstands.

Jason Weisberger
Feb 27, 2026
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Kash Patel

When asked why the wild-eyed FBI director, “Keystone Kash” Patel took a reported $75,000 jet ride to Milan to “provide security” at the Winter Olympics by shotgun-ing beers with hockey players, Alexis Wilkins let us know the real scandal is transgender mice. Patel also blows taxpayer money flying Wilkins around.

“So I really am not going to dip…

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