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Karoline Leavitt unveils Schrödinger’s unconditional surrender

This is a fascinating twist of a phrase that traditionally involves the losing side… you know… actually surrendering.

Jason Weisberger
Mar 06, 2026
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Image: Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt / White House Press Conference

The Mouth of Moron has spoken, and basically, Iran will be in a condition of “unconditional surrender” whenever her boss, the convicted felon and real estate fraud Donald Trump, says it is.

“When he as commander in chief determines that Iran no longer poses a threat to the US and the g…

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