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Karoline Leavitt offers an assurance no one wants

It is pretty telling that after yet another alleged assassination attempt, the country actually doesn’t much care.

Jason Weisberger
Apr 29, 2026
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After the latest alleged assassination attempt at a time the President really needed a distraction, the Mouth of Moron, Karoline Leavitt, is proudly standing in front of the press pool to make sure we all know the number one thing the United States cares about is protecting Donald Trump. If only the average felon got such concern.

It is pretty telling th…

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