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vernonbird's avatar

# ...“He has a cologne and a perfume,”

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'Feedlot' and 'Sewage Canal'.

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Shane S's avatar

The colognes could be quite nice, and just be spoiled by the smell he's trying to cover with them. I have no interest in finding out - but it's possible.

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gatto's avatar

police like to do this too. but it usually goes by the more colloquial term "tear gas"...

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rp10007's avatar

He has weirdnesses about bodily functions, so it could be that. Or maybe he doesn't want people to be able to smell him.

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Becky Heydemann's avatar

He really has no concept of personal space, does he?

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