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vernonbird's avatar

# ...“He has a cologne and a perfume,”

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'Feedlot' and 'Sewage Canal'.

Doug's avatar

"smell my colon"

"Don't you mean cologne? Oh god."

Shane S's avatar

The colognes could be quite nice, and just be spoiled by the smell he's trying to cover with them. I have no interest in finding out - but it's possible.

gatto's avatar

police like to do this too. but it usually goes by the more colloquial term "tear gas"...

rp10007's avatar

He has weirdnesses about bodily functions, so it could be that. Or maybe he doesn't want people to be able to smell him.

Becky Heydemann's avatar

He really has no concept of personal space, does he?

Radoncat's avatar

And what if they have an allergy to perfumes? Oops, sorry about that.

Senor Wences's avatar

This is unhinged, not normal behavior.

Dogfriend's avatar

Could this be considered assault if we still had laws? I don’t want to be sprayed down against my will especially by a demented orange clown.