Judge rules herbal tea purchase doesn't count as damages, personally attacks our entire lifestyle
Herbal tea and self-soothing purchases don't qualify as concrete damages in debt collection disputes
In what might be the most personal attack on our coping mechanisms since Marie Kondo demanded we throw away our comfort clutter, a federal judge in Illinois just ruled that stress-shopping doesn't count as legal standing.
As reported by Courthouse News Service, our hero Faizah Siddique tried ta…