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JD Vance had Army Corps adjust river levels for personal boat ride

JD Vance had Army Corps adjust river levels for personal boat ride

Ellsworth Toohey
Aug 06, 2025
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Remember when Marie Antoinette built a fake peasant village to play poor? Our boy JD Vance just had the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers rejigger an entire river system for his special birthday boy boat ride.

As reported in The Guardian, Vice President Have-You-Said-Thank-You-Once demanded the Army adjust water levels in Ohio's Caesar …

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