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JD Vance discovers parenting is easy when the Secret Service does the hard parts

Jason Weisberger
Jul 17, 2026
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JD Vance reinforced the stereotype that the U.S. Vice President does nothing by asserting that it is a great time to raise a newborn. Apparently, JD has cracked the code on modern parenting: be vice president, surround your family with taxpayer-funded security professionals, and then marvel at how manageable everything feels.

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