Japanese PhD student forced to leave U.S. because another person caught too many fish at a church outing
Rejoice, America! The dog-killing DHS head Kristi Noem has finally nabbed that most dangerous of criminals: a Japanese Mormon computer science nerd who was near someone who was extra good at catching fish one afternoon.
Brigham Young University Ph.D. candidate Suguru Onda – husband, father of five, and apparen…
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