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Jail for man who publicly sodomized himself with cucumber, etc.

Rob Beschizza
May 09, 2025
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A man seen and filmed in public doing unspeakable things with a cucumber was sentenced this week in DC Superior Court to seve six months in jail. And it wasn't the first pickle that he found in himself; Anthony Hines pleaded guity to five counts of lewd, indecent, or obscene acts and four counts of unlawful entry of private property.

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