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It took an hour to reach desks from garage thanks to new security turnstiles

Ellsworth Toohey
Feb 25, 2026
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It took software engineer Ibrahim Diallo more than an hour to get from the parking lot to his desk on the 11th floor, because his company had just activated its shiny new turnstiles, and every employee in a 13-story building had to scan through one at a time.

Lines snaked from the lobby down to the parking garage. His manager, …

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