Is The Pornitor the worst-named computer peripheral in history?

Alas, it doesn't have a SCSI port

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The Pornitor [Amazon] is an otherwise normal 15.6" 1080-line USB-C dual display, graced by unremarkable specifications and an incredible name. Presumably a portmanteau of the words Portable and Monitor, it suggests English as a second language while landing at a point of impossible marketing honesty. And at the moment of posting, I find …