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Is Grandpa Pudding Brains the mystery patient getting the super-Ozempic?

We do not know whether Grandpa Pudding Brains is the mystery patient. We do know the White House was asked and did not simply say no.

Jason Weisberger
Jun 23, 2026
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A very connected 79-year-old chonker reportedly got access to Eli Lilly’s experimental obesity drug retatrutide, and the White House will not directly say whether that man is McDonald’s slurping Grandpa Pudding Brains.

Raw Story summarizes STAT’s report that Lilly and the FDA allowed one unidentified 79-year-ol…

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