Is a Hearse or Cybertruck the perfect family car?

Would you rather drive a hearse or a Cybertruck? For me, that's a no brainer—of course I'd choose a hearse, in a heartbeat! But, I'd choose literally any mode of transportation—including Lowly Worm's Apple Car—over a Cybertruck, so it's probably not a fair question.

I doubt, dear reader, that you need any convincing that a hearse is far superior to a Cyb…