"If you were to recite a single page, dogs would drop dead" — a review of the most boring book in the world

In 1978, Clive James reviewed the official biography of Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev (General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union from 1964 to 1982) by the Institute of Marxism-Leninism, CPSU Central Committee. "I read the whole thing from start to finish, waiting for the inevitable slip-up which would result in a living sentence. It never ha…