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ICE Barbie accused of fast-tracking $11M pier rebuild near rumored boyfriend’s house

Jason Weisberger
Sep 26, 2025
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Image: Puppy slayer and Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem; Mark Reinstein / Shutterstock.com

Performative DHS Secretary, and self-proclaimed slayer of puppies, Kristi Noem, is accused of fast-tracking a project to repair a dock near the home of Trump stooge and her reported boyfriend Corey Lewandowski in Naples, Florida.

The records show that Noem q…

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