“I will strangle a horse” is a text adventure to start the week with

Guy Kelly, who posts under the name “Pert Buttocks“ on Bluesky, has produced his first text adventure. It is titled “I will strangle a horse.”

Good morning! Its a whole new week! What better way to start the week than by playing the game described as “I became genuinely worried how much I wanted to strangle the horse” and “is there even a horse in this?”

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