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I don’t know why it’s taken so long for someone to make a corgi simulator, but it’s finally arrived

Grant St. Clair
Mar 03, 2026
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Image: Corgi portrait; Olha Didenko / shutterstock.com

2012 PS3 exclusive Tokyo Jungle, wherein you play as a Pomeranian fighting to survive in a post-apocalyptic city, was almost the perfect dog game. Almost. Japan Studio made a fatal error by not making the player character a corgi, which everyone knows is the best breed of dog despite their frankly gr…

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