In the 1992 science fiction film Freejack, Emilio Estevez leaps into the river Hudson to avoid being abducted by Mick Jagger, who is hunting him to be used as dying businessman Anthony Hopkins’ next body. “If you drink any of that that, I’m out of a job,” mutters Jagger as Estevez makes his escape. As it happens, the waterways of 21st century New York C…
