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House Speaker proves his spine is purely decorative

House Speaker proves his spine is purely decorative

Ellsworth Toohey
Jul 16, 2025
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Image: House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA), official photo

Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson, whose claim to fame is being Trump's eager doormat, has outdone himself in the art of being a quivering puddle of sick.

As reported in Vanity Fair, the invertebrate Speaker demanded "everything out there" regarding Jeffrey Epstein. But his profile in courage la…

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