Adrian Chiles is a Guardian columnist noted for the heartwarming mundanity of his travails (His latest: "I knew everyone would hate my mustard shorts. That didn't stop me buying them.") Though a 58-year-old constipated Hobbit, he has become an emotional support animal for highly-online American…
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