A 500-year-old oak tree that survived the Spanish Armada, two World Wars, and centuries of British weather just met its match: a panicked middle manager at a mediocre roast dinner chain.
As the BBC reports, the head honchos at Mitchells & Butlers — proud owners of Toby Carvery, purveyors of bland Yorkshire pudding…
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