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HHS rolls out new performance metric: loyalty to Dear Leader

Jason Weisberger
Oct 28, 2025
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Public service is getting a new definition at the Department of Health and Human Services. Employees are being told that loyalty to Donald Trump is now a critical element in their performance. Forget data, deadlines, or disease prevention. The objective metric is how low you bow. It is less civil service …

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