Help! What the heck is this, and why does it look just like a cursed, melted Donald Trump?
I am writing to ask for your help, dear reader. For the life of me I cannot figure out what this strange blob is. What’s it made of? Why is it in my neighborhood? It’s attached to a piece of plastic that’s affixed to a wooden pole on a sidewalk right around the corner from my house, and while it looks like it’s oozing, it’s actually static and …
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