Hegseth's pledge to remain sober is adorably consequence-free
Because accountability is for Democrats and suckers.
Pete Hegseth, Trump's brilliant Defense Secretary, has pinky-promised to stay totally sober during his tenure – but don't you dare ask what happens if he gets caught with a White Claw in the Situation Room!
"This is the biggest deployment of my life, and there won't be a drop of alcohol on my lips while I'm doing it," Hegseth declared to MAGA's favorite mean girl Megyn Kelly.
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