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Grandpa Pudding Brains says war is fine because number 69

Jason Weisberger
May 31, 2026
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Grandpa Pudding Brains is bragging that America has “a war going on” and the economy is booming, because apparently, the Dow hitting “number 69” is now how we measure national health.

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