Grandpa Pudding Brains says the Supreme Court he rigged is rigged
He wanted originalism until the original words got in the way.
Hoping to somehow convince the country that birthright citizenship isn’t a longstanding right, Grandpa Pudding Brains got very mad at the court he himself rigged, because it isn’t doing exactly what he wants.
President Donald Trump has lashed out at the Supreme Court over its handling of his bid to restrict birthright citizenship, calling the system “rigged” and warning the court could strike down his executive order in a case now nearing a final decision.
In a post on Truth Social on Saturday evening, Trump wrote that the court system was “RIGGED, no different than our Political System is RIGGED, and the people of our Country know it, and that is why I got overwhelmingly elected President, in Record Numbers, and will FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!”
This is the usual Trump rule: if a court gives him what he wants, it is justice; if it does not, it is rigged, corrupt, Marxist, probably run out of the basement of a pizza parlor, and very unfair to the greatest legal scholar ever to yell at a phone. The problem this time is that three of the justices were his own appointments, and even they may have trouble pretending “born in the United States” means “whatever Trump says this week.”
Grandpa Pudding Brains loves checks and balances, except for the checks and the balances.



Christ, what a pedophile asshole.