Grandpa Pudding Brains says Iran is in submission, they just don’t know it yet

Undated photo of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein at an event together released by the House Oversight Committee in 2025. (Credit: House Oversight Democrats)

Dementia Donnie has a bold new theory of diplomacy: drop $250 million worth of bombs on people, then announce they are “really in submission” even if they have not noticed.

On Fox & Friends, Trump sa…