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rp10007's avatar

The White House is the world's most expensive memory care facility.

Mike Richards's avatar

About that ‘unparalleled respect and success throughout the World’…

Becky Heydemann's avatar

Where does he believe those REAL numbers come from?

Mike Richards's avatar

‘Are those real numbers in the room with us right now?’

Dogfriend's avatar

I’m guessing somewhere on his posterior.

PPK's avatar

You wouldn't know them. They count them at a school in Canada. The bigliest numbers.

WG1789's avatar

I, also, have exemplary poll numbers -- the highest I have ever achieved in my life and also higher than any other person has achieved. Once I rustle up several billions, I will be launching my presidential run in 2028 so that all those people can hear from me every single minute of every single day.

gatto's avatar

it might in fact be his poll numbers are the best they've ever been, and also the lowest of any president ever.

Senor Wences's avatar

Christ, what an asshole.

Dabeyc's avatar

The 'real' poll was limited to 4 responses: Hegseth, Marco, Miller and himself. BIG BIG 100% approval rating, you haters!