Grandpa Pudding Brains remembers the good old days of Aqua Net
Not satisfied to just be bringing back fuel inefficient cars and maybe someday getting rid of seat belts, convicted felon and frontotemporal dementia poster boy Donald Trump gripes that hairspray has been so put on by environmental regulations.
Trump failed to detail any policy, and local officials are in a “details to come” holding pattern, but be assured that the Republican state of Utah will get Federal assistance. Perhaps Trump will use some of his mysteriously disappearing tariff money, as he seems able to make unlimited promises about how he will use it
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The orange pedo protector wants to go back to when everyone was ignorant of the damage we do to the environment. Part of making America great again and destroying our planet.
Just like protecting the unborn child, promising the uncollected riches requires no actual follow-through. And, given how much tariff money has been collected, it doesnt even look like they will have to figure out how to divide it-zero divided is still zero.