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Grandpa Pudding Brains pens backstory for nefarious Reflecting Pool vandal

The simplest explanation is usually correct, unless you are Trump, in which case the simplest explanation is that Joe Biden personally radicalized a canoeist.

Jason Weisberger
Jun 24, 2026
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Mugshots of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump

The Orange Menace’s newly renovated Reflecting Pool turned green, peeled apart, and became a national monument to contractor-grade grift, so naturally, Trump has identified the real villain: an alleged Hillary-Biden-ActBlue pool saboteur.

This is the thing Donholio does when reality is too small for him. The Re…

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