Grandpa Pudding Brains keeps a vigil for missiles from Air Force One
Crediting his failure to sleep on Air Force One to his hyper-vigilance, rather than sundowning, “stable genius” Donald Trump seems to believe he does a better job of detecting inbound threats than radar.
Turning the National Prayer Breakfast into a partisan war-mongering event was also an interesting choice. I guess Trump and Pete held their own private “War on Christmas.”
Pudding Brains’ odd fascination with claiming to champion or just invent words strikes me as extra strange. Is this some sort of worry about his legacy? He so badly wants to be remembered for something other than the accusations of and being held liable for sexual misconduct, as well as fraud, he is claiming to have brought back Christmas, a holiday certainly not in danger of disappearing.
Always looking for enemies, doesn't sleep (except when he does it in public). Utterly hinged.
what exactly is his plan if he sees an enemy coming at 30,000 feet? take over the controls and try evasive executive action? take your nap, old man. like every other situation, you are of no help to anyone.