Grandpa Pudding Brains is hunting for vandals in his $14.7 million algae farm

Grandpa Pudding Brains ordered the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool painted “American flag blue,” watched it turn fresh engine-coolant green, and is now hunting for vandals in his $14.7 million algae farm.

Since the Orange Menace declared the problems at the memorial were due to vandals, and not grift, arrests have been made, and a dead duckling has been…