Grandpa Pudding Brains is hunting for vandals in his $14.7 million algae farm
Grandpa Pudding Brains ordered the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool painted “American flag blue,” watched it turn fresh engine-coolant green, and is now hunting for vandals in his $14.7 million algae farm.
Since the Orange Menace declared the problems at the memorial were due to vandals, and not grift, arrests have been made, and a dead duckling has been found. Trump’s toxic Epstein Memorial Algae Farm does not seem like it’ll be ready for the Fourth of July.
Swimming Pool Steve seems to have identified the vandals.
If anyone should be charged with destruction of government property it’s the twatwaffle himself.
We have footage of them driving 10 armored vehicles through the empty pool, against professional advice, before the paint was cured (and over a base not designed for that use, likely shifting the panels and reducing integrity of the seal at the joints). Case closed!