Grandpa Pudding Brains is bored and sleepy
Rumors are that Grandpa Pudding Brains is sundowning earlier and earlier.
Today, the President of the United States had trouble pronouncing simple words, got bored, let us know by closing his eyes for a little “me-time” while waiting for the speech to end, and told the EPA Administrator that his speech was too long. Lucky for us, they revoked environmental protections that were working.
Here is your President struggling to stay awake:
When Zeldin wraps up, Trump immediately lets us know he was bored, then tries to cover by telling us how great the speech he wasn’t really listening to was.
Do you think Grandpa Pudding Brains doesn’t know he is lying here, or does he actually believe that no other countries use mail-in ballots? The list includes some of our closest allies, and there are US states that completely rely on mail-in voting. No one in Oregon is complaining.
Among other embarrassing moments during this fantastic appearance, Pudding Brains also tried to justify his racist tweet about the Obamas and let us know he has not disciplined or fired the “staffer” he holds responsible. My guess is Stephen Miller. Trump also offered us a statement about the Lutnick family’s now-famous luncheon with Epstein by once again claiming he’s never been to the island. That isn’t the win he thinks it is, and Lutnick should resign.
Rumors are that Grandpa Pudding Brains is sundowning earlier and earlier. He certainly looks droopy.
Heck, if cocaine was good enough for Franklin Delano Roosevelt it's good enough for Donald John Trump.
Just get his medical advisors to tell him it's a new drug formulated especially for him and named "Trumpjumpgo!" That should get him through the next three years..