Real, stable genius Donald Trump is again touting his cognitive test results, this time describing a question involving a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. The problem is this example that differs from the versions he offered just days earlier.
Seems things changed around a bit in his Osterized brain:
The test may be standardized, but the retelling seems to come in multiple editions. Regardless, this is not the win he thinks it is.
"I'm the only President who HAD to take a cognitive test..."
The people in his cabinet will eventually have to answer questions about why they didn't do their duty under the constitution and certify him as unfit.