The Hamberdgular has been overeating. Diaper Don managed to pack on 14 pounds while under doctor's orders to lose weight.
Famed for bringing in McDonald's for athletes, mistaking his own love of NY taco salads as respect for Mexican people, and sharing awesome cake with a dictator, it's no wonder Grandpa Pudding Brains is inflating.
In May, a medical report from the White House showed that the 6-foot-3 president weighed in at 238 pounds, placing him just 0.3 BMI points below the threshold for obesity. BMI is not considered a definitive diagnostic tool, but its use is widespread.
"We know that obesity is a strong risk factor for numerous health issues—as well as premature disability and death," Kahan stressed to the Post.
Perhaps Natalie tells him the extra weight is just more to love. As a citizen, I'm just happy he finally has a policy that generates positive growth.
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