Grandpa Pudding Brains goes chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the delusions you’re used to.
Grandpa Pudding Brains has solved one of America’s great hidden problems: the 22 waterfalls, most of which apparently had not worked for 50 years. This guy really loves water features.
Trump was talking about Washington, D.C. fountain and reflecting-pool renovations when the sentence wandered off and came back carrying a snow globe. …
