Grandpa Pudding Brains goes chasing waterfalls

Please stick to the rivers and the delusions you’re used to.

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Grandpa Pudding Brains has solved one of America’s great hidden problems: the 22 waterfalls, most of which apparently had not worked for 50 years. This guy really loves water features.

Trump was talking about Washington, D.C. fountain and reflecting-pool renovations when the sentence wandered off and came back carrying a snow globe. “We have 22 waterfalls,” he said, adding that most had not worked for more than 50 years. This is how infrastructure sounds when filtered through a hotel lobby.

Please stick to the rivers and the delusions you’re used to.