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vernonbird's avatar

Sounds almost like The Criminal is in *lust*, doesn't it.

rp10007's avatar

In the best possible, most manly way every. I wonder if he grew up with Tarzan comics,

Micheal B's avatar

He does love watching men grappling in a cage doesn't he?

Mike Richards's avatar

'Sir' present, but sadly no mention of 'big strong guy' or 'tears in his eyes' - I think he's losing it.

Doug's avatar

I think "big strong guy" was implicit with the muscles everywhere.

Dogfriend's avatar

Dementia does lower inhibitions; maybe the orange man has a little Larry Craig in him.

"Larry Craig scandal" on Wikipedia

Doug's avatar

I'm sorry, but when hear "muscles everywhere" my mind thinks "even where they're not supposed to be" like at the end of Akira