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Grandpa Pudding Brains explains roadside bombs in nightmare toddler English

Jason Weisberger
Jul 08, 2026
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The Orange Menace described roadside bombs as “a bomb that goes on when you’re driving your little around,” which is not how English, bombs, cars, or presidents are supposed to work.

A roadside bomb is horrifying enough without Grandpa Pudding Brains turning it into Mad Libs from the VA waiting room. You are “driving your…

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