Grandpa Pudding Brains declares victory over “criminally made algae”
Photosynthesis has not yet responded to the president’s allegations.
Grandpa Pudding Brains has solved another national crisis, announcing that the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s “criminally made algae” is gone. These are some criminals.
This is the purest Grandpa Pudding Brains material of the weekend because it has everything: a self-inflicted “beautification” project, a blue coating science recommends against, algae doing algae things, Trump inventing villain lore for a puddle, and the federal government pretending the president’s personal pond tantrum is infrastructure policy. Dude still refuses to admit he drove a motorcade over it.
The Orange Menace posted a 594-word rant about his D.C. renovation tour, blaming “Radical Left Vandals” for Reflecting Pool damage while also discussing Lafayette Square renovations, 47 maple trees, and a planned redesign of East Potomac Golf Links. The man took a weekend tour of monuments and somehow came back with a municipal fever dream about criminal algae, self-tribute trees, and golf course destiny.
Photosynthesis has not yet responded to the president’s allegations.
> “criminally made algae” is gone.
In the book "The Wonderful World of Oz" (not a feature of the film) anyone who entered the city of Oz had to have green eyeglasses locked onto their heads so that the city appeared green everywhere[1]. If only trump-town could devise such a rule which subtracts green...? (hmm... some sort of reddish anti-green filter, mayhaps?)
[1] https://bygosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/oz-11-05-400.jpg