Grandpa Pudding Brains declares victory over “criminally made algae”
Photosynthesis has not yet responded to the president’s allegations.
Grandpa Pudding Brains has solved another national crisis, announcing that the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s “criminally made algae” is gone. These are some criminals.
This is the purest Grandpa Pudding Brains material of the weekend because it has everything: a self-inflicted “beautification” project, a b…
