Grandpa Pudding Brains celebrates Supreme Court permission to be mean

Trump won nothing; he is cheering because someone else got benched.

The Orange Menace responded to the Supreme Court allowing states to ban transgender girls and women from girls’ and women’s school sports with the emotional maturity of a playground bully by shouting “BIG WIN,” because cruelty remains the one sport he can still play without a cart.

The case centered on transgender students, including Becky Pepper-Jackson in West Virginia and Lindsay Hecox in Idaho. LGBTQ advocates have argued these bans single out transgender students for discrimination and public humiliation; supporters frame them as protecting fairness in girls’ and women’s sports. Trump’s contribution to the legal and ethical debate was to bang his little all-caps spoon on the high chair and announce that the “ridiculous situation” was off the table.

This is Trump at his most vilely revealing: not merely approving of a policy, but savoring the exclusion. There is no grace note, no “reasonable people disagree,” no acknowledgment that the ruling lands on actual students whose lives have already been turned into campaign props. Just a big orange victory burp aimed at one of the smallest and most politically convenient groups in America.

Trump won nothing; he is cheering because someone else got benched.