Grandpa Pudding Brains celebrates Women’s Day as only he can

Grandpa Pudding Brains, who once declared himself “the best thing that has ever happened for women,” told the audience he was too busy to even know who he was speaking to today, and whoa! Look at the knockout blonde over there!

His most memorable Women’s Day speech yet.

Not to be outdone, Melania gave what sounded more like a cry for help than an empowering statement for women. It appears the noted Amazon Prime star is happiest and feels most free hiding inside her own head.

Women’s History Month: a time to honor women’s achievements, leadership, and contributions to society. Or, if you’re Donald Trump, a time to notice someone’s hair.