It is entirely unclear what message Granpa Puddin’ Brains thinks he is sending his weirdo MAGA cultist base when he does the hand job dance to the Village People’s top hit, YMCA. Perhaps he is reclaiming the song for real young Christian men who like hand jobs from senile old racists.
Trump dancing is something you never want to see, but he won’t stop doing it. Somehow sharing his playlist and doing the old one to the left of me, one getting stroked to the right dance was a campaign hit amongst his red-behatted, diaper-wearing fanbase.
It would be a shame if he had boogied himself over the railing. Maybe next time.
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and give handjobs all day, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"