Grandpa Puddin’ Brains angry about modern sinks
Absolutely a stable genius and cognitive masterpiece, Donald Trump veered wildly off-script to declare war on modern sink design. “You turn on the water and there’s no water,” he fumed. “You press the thing, you don’t like ‘em… then the water stops.” The idiots in the audience laughed as if he were making sense.
This stream-of-consciousness faucet fury targeted everything from motion-sensor taps to towel dispensers, culminating in the existential question: “Do you really get rich with that?” It wasn’t clear who “they” were or what riches he expected from a functioning bathroom, but the message was unmistakably clear: Trump is clearly aware of what he is saying, where he is, or what the job of President may require.
Transcripts of Lord Dampnut's unscripted ramblings consist mostly of pure gibberish, and make even *less* sense when read aloud.
As long as he's not wearing an onion on his belt we're OK. I think.