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Grandpa Puddin’ Brains angry about modern sinks

Jason Weisberger
Nov 18, 2025
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President Donald Trump (Joey Sussman / Shutterstock.com)

Absolutely a stable genius and cognitive masterpiece, Donald Trump veered wildly off-script to declare war on modern sink design. “You turn on the water and there’s no water,” he fumed. “You press the thing, you don’t like ‘em… then the water stops.” The idiots in the audience laughed as if he were…

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