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Got contamination? FDA skips milk safety tests after Elon fires 20,000 Health and Human Services employees
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Got contamination? FDA skips milk safety tests after Elon fires 20,000 Health and Human Services employees

Your milk might kill you but at least it's owning the libs

Ellsworth Toohey
Apr 22, 2025
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Melkmeid by Wouter Johannes van Troostwijk (1810) Public Domain

Great news, Americans! Thanks to your god-emperor and his loyal billionaire sidekick, your Freedom Milk, is now fortified with listeria and brain parasites!

The FDA just announced they're suspending their milk quality testing program because they fired too many people to actually do their job…

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