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Goatham, the first professional eating competition between goats

Goatham, the first professional eating competition between goats

Gail P Sherman
Jul 09, 2025
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Move over, Joey Chestnut, there are new competitive eaters on the scene. Their names are Kash, Rufus, Mallomar, Romeo, and Butterball. However, they won't be eating hot dogs as they are strict herbivores. They are also goats.

For the past several years, the Riverside Park Conservancy has hired goat gardeners. The goats, from …

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