Go SPANK DONNIE via Adbusters’ latest project, “the most satisying game on the planet”

President Donald Trump (Joey Sussman/shutterstock.com)

Yesterday, culture jamming pros Adbusters posted that they “created what just might be the most satisfying game on the planet.” The game in question is called “SPANK DONNIE” and allows you to do, well, exactly that.

On the game website, there’s a drawing of a woman in Victorian clothing about to spank a child, who is splayed out on her lap. Donald Trump’s face is superimposed upon the unfortunate child’s head, so the whole conceit is that the Victorian woman (and subsequently the viewer, channeling the woman, through participating in the game) is spanking Trump, who has been very bad, indeed. There’s a “SPANK” button to press, and each time you click it, you hear the noise of a whip cracking, and see Trump’s face contort while he emits a grunt or scream. For each spank, a word bubble appears that explains the reason for the punishment — including “For kissing Proud Boy ass,” “Take this for weaponizing ICE,” “This one’s for calling climate change a scam!”, “This is for the BIG LIE!”, “This is for corrupting the DOJ,” “And for pardoning the Jan 6^th hooligans,” and more.

Adbusters is absolutely correct, this truly is the most “satisfying game on the planet.”

There have been 58, 056 spanks so far (I contributed lots!), and Adbusters writes that their goal is one trillion spanks by the end of Trump’s term. So, stop what you’re doing right now, and go Spank Donnie. Help run up the numbers by participating in this incredibly ridiculous yet satisfyingly cathartic game! Here’s the website.