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Genius Kristi Noem thinks painting the border wall black will do the trick (video)

Carla Sinclair
Aug 20, 2025
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Kristi Noem (Maxim Elramsisy/shutterstock.com)

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem outdid herself in the moron department yesterday when asked by reporters why the United States was about to paint the border wall black. "It will make it even harder for people to climb," she said with a straight face, explaining that it will become too hot to handle.

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